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Virus Plagues State Street Tavern!
Please be advised of the possible
health risk!
A rare form of Downez Syndrome has plagued The
State Street Tavern. Strangely enough the disease seems only
to occur within the confines of the tavern. Once infected by this
rare cloning disease you will find yourself craving such things as Molson
Export and taking long rides over the Mohawk Trail. As the disease progresses
you will develop acute pain to your right shoulder as well as an uncontrollable
urge to caress your newly grown facial hair. Please check back for further
developments. Your patience during this medical emergency is greatly appreciated.
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Early Stage of Downez Syndrome!
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